Rosé and Wine Floats For Fancy Pool Drinking

Damn, some people just love to post pictures of themselves drinking and playing around on pool floats, right? (That f—cking pink flamingo though.) Well, if you're "some people," now you can take some pics of yourself on these rosé and wine floats, tipsy as heck in the sun as is your right to be.

Summer is around the corner! Who's grabbing their floatés? ⛱ . . . . . #rosefloate #roseallday #roséallday #poolparty #yeswayrosé #poolfloats

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These vino floats, which come via Cosmopolitan, are obviously nothing too crazy relative to some of the others out there, like this inflatable poo, for example — — but we still think they could supplant the flamingo and the unicorn as the floats to drink on.

It's Wine Wednesday! What better way to show your love for wine then with Kangaroo's wine bottle float. You are only one glass away from a great time! #kangaroomfg #mrtoy #winebottle #wine #winewednesday #poolfloat #summer

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Besides, a rosé float? That could definitely help you make some friends down at the pool considering the fact that rosé is taking over the wine market like a little pink and fruity plague — using plague here in the best sense of the word.

Strolling along through this beautiful weekend! 🌞 . . . #rosefloate #roseallday #rosé #rosè #roséallday #poolparty #poolfloat #summer

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Seriously, how else are you supposed to let people know you love wine besides drinking wine on a wine float? Drinking wine on a wine float in a pool full of wine? (Let's do it....) If you're not into the wine or rosé floats though, Cosmopolitan points out that there are a few other booze-float options, like this margarita:

Today’s soup of the day: Margaritas ☀ #nationalmargaritaday 📸 @stampeddiary

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Or this beer mug, which has a little ice holder to keep your beer cold.

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What are your thoughts on these boozy pool floats, folks? Are you going to get one of these for the rosé or wine lover in your life? Or would you rather drink one of the rosé and wine cocktails below on a giant unicorn or flamingo? W(h)ine about it in the comments!